just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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