I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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