i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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