Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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