Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed