you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol