It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(