I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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