My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
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Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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