I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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