my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
