ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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