Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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