She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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