i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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