Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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