Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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