But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
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She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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