I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
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Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
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I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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