Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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