im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
You can't just leave with hair like that
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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