I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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