What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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