I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
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literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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