yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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