Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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