Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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