may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Success! We fucked roommates!
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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