i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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