Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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