Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
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I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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