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say what?
wanna hang out?
Say something about gay babies.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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