how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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