Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i barfeds in our rink
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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