I got chris browned last night
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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