Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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