Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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