: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
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