hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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