Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I just found puke in my bra..
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Your cock deserves a montage
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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