You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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