i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
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I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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