U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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