Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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