she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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