do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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