I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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