It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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