wrigley field is MILF paradise
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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