I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
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Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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