For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
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We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
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He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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