Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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