Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
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As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
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I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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