Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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