Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Mom said you looked used
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
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Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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