cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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