just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
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I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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