You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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